Lumberjack Day
For those of you who enjoy working outdoors and are willing to spend a day serving the Lord at Riverside cutting and stacking firewood, please join us for a Saturday of service! Your hard work will help keep camp warm and cozy this winter.
Lumberjack Day begins at 9am and runs until 4pm, with lunch provided at noon.
Don't forget your work gloves and your axes/mauls/chain saws. If you have additional equipment that you could bring with you, please contact the camp office at 715.824.3198.
To prepare for the day:
- Dress in your best plaid flannel, boots, and suspenders.
- Bring as many axes as you can carry.
- Grow a manly beard or glue one on.
- Practice saying as many eh’s as possible.
- Knock things over all day yelling TIIIIIIIMBER.
- Come up with as many bad wood puns as possible.
- Learn some real Lumberjack jargon (oh yes, it exists!)
- Read about the history of lumberjacks.
- Join the U.S. Log Rolling Association.
- Build a tree house.
- Live the rest of your existence in that tree house.
- Only come out for Lumberjack Day 2020 at Riverside!